š§āļø Because Motherhood is Basically a Zombie Apocalypse
ā 14.5oz of Pure Mom Survival Juice
Finally, a mug that tells the truth about motherhood! When you're somewhere between "mom" and "zombie" - you're officially a MOMBIE. This sleek black ceramic mug with crisp white lettering speaks the universal language of sleep-deprived mamas everywhere.
WHY THIS MUG IS YOUR NEW PARENTING PARTNER
4.5oz capacity (because motherhood requires MORE coffee)
Sleek black ceramic (matches those under-eye circles)
Crisp white lettering (easier to read through tired eyes)
Double-sided design (warns people from every angle)
Microwave safe (for the 47 times you'll reheat your coffee)
Dishwasher safe (because who has time for hand washing?)
PERFECT FOR
Your 5am "why is everyone awake" coffee
Mid-day mama energy crisis
Warning others that you're in mombie mode
Solidarity with other sleep-deprived parents
Any mom who's living that zombie life
WARNING: Side Effects May Include
Excessive head nods from other mombies
People actually waiting until you're caffeinated
Children mysteriously becoming quieter
Spontaneous "mom yeah" responses from across the room
Being labeled as "the honest mom" at school pickup
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
As easy to care for as your 10th cup of coffee - just toss it in the dishwasher and microwave as needed. Because mombies don't have time for high-maintenance mugs.
Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
